Thursday, Jul. 24, 2003 + 8:39 p.m.
They like to say �weiner� A LOT. If given the opportunity, they will play Playstation II, Gamecube, Xbox or Gameboy until the cows come home only pausing long enough to run to the bathroom or beg their slave for some Dorito�s and Drinks. They WILL play Barbie�s if there is no other toy around. They are incapable of peeing IN the toilet. Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are the only cards worth playing. They listen to Smashmouth and know some words/sounds that rhyme with the actual words. They think the words they sing are the ACTUAL words. The funkier the smell, the more power it has. Girls aren�t cool, but can be tolerated if they have cool toys. Washing hands is pure torture. They are interested in sex, but don�t know what it is. They still believe in Santa, the Easter bunny and tooth fairy. Butt-wiping is optional.
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