Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 + 11:27 p.m.
Yeeeeeeees, this is exactly what my house looks like���the ass-end of a dog losing her composure. The smell is something I can�t even begin to adequately share. It suffices to say that I�ve been through 2 cans of Glade �butterfly� scented air freshener and can still smell the funk. Butterfly?? Yes, that�s right. Nothing smells better than a butterfly. Even on their worst day they couldn�t smell like my dog does right now. And I only have myself to blame for giving the dog some leftovers from the frig. Ooops. I could blame it on the kids, but I would still know the truth. I�ve cleaned up 3 piles of doggy runs with complimentary CORN and 2 piles of foamy yellow dog vomit - all RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE! Yum! Anyone for pie?
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