Monday, Oct. 28, 2002 + 10:33 a.m.
OH MY GOD � This is a HANGOVER! Wait�.last night�.what happened? It�s coming back slowly. I had soooooooo much to drink. One��..no, two��..no, two and a half drinks. OH MY GOD, I�m AN ALCOHOLIC! Ok, I may be overreacting just a tad��. �..and I�m not an alcoholic, either. Not that there�s anything wrong with that. My hangover from two and a half drinks turned into a migraine by mid-day. Lucky me. This is the price I have to pay for going to a Halloween party. Sheesh. I dressed as � Baby Bowler� from Mystery Men. No one had a CLUE who I was. Not me, but the character. �Who?�, they said. �Haven�t you seen Mystery Men?� �Is that a movie?� �Um, yeah. I�m the Janeane Garafolo character. You�d kind of have to see it to get it.� Oh, well, I thought it was a good costume. Would have been MUCH better if my husband had agreed to go as The Spleen so we�d be a matched set, but his back went out. Or so he SAID. He�s not the super-social type anyway. So almost everyone at this party was pretty hammered by the time I left. It�s been a while since I�ve been to a party where most of the people are slurring or swaying or having out-of-body experiences. One guy was actually possessed by the end of the night. Saying things to his wife like, �You�re just a talking APE!!!!� Wow. While I�ve got to give him credit for originality, I don�t think she was quite as appreciative of his drunken wit. Oh, yeah � and I smoked some cigarettes! I�m such a rebel.
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